Annie - I took the road less traveled and it has made all the difference.
Truuuu

"You do not need pasta."

- Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning  (via seabelle)

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icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

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ronaldreagay:

f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

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churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

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